Asian jokes
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.