Asian jokes
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.