What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What's an Asian orphans surname? NoPham
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects
"Explain"
Sus 1: I don't vandalize
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy
Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol
Sus 4: I eat bricks
Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What does an asian call a penis? A WONG
What does an asian do with its legs? IT WOK
Why didn't the Asian get a high five because Logan Paul left him hanging
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.
Why was the asian late to class
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
how do Asians name their babies? They throw pots and pans around ‘Ching, Chang, Clang’
What do you call a Asian that steals cars - Tommy toke a motor
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Subscribe to Cboystv or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist? A: 2:30
Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract." Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?
A: you can ́t find your dog.
three guys walk into a bar. one asian one american, one black a girl walks in and says if all three of you D____ sizes dont add up to 12 inches i will shoot you first comes the american with 3 inches, then the black man with 8, it totals out to 11 and they look at the asian and say "oh no" he comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve she walks away and says ok, the asian says, your lucky she was hot so i had a boner
The happier they get, the less they see.
