I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
how do Asians name their babies? They throw pots and pans around ‘Ching, Chang, Clang’
