Asian jokes
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
The happier they get, the less they see.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.