Asian jokes

How did Santa fit down the chimney?

He buttered it.

How do you name a Chinese person?

You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong.

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

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We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.

What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

They hit their nose on the wall.

How did the Asian couple name their child?

They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.

An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.

The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?

A dumpling.

your mom

School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.