Asian jokes
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.