How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
what do you call a one legged asain?
tie won shoo
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
