Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!