You cannot win a war without a war" -Tun Szu, The art of war
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Be papered.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
You look easy to draw.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
