Art jokes
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
A father and a son were painting pictures together. The son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T, and the son said, "What happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle. The father replied with, "You know what happened, you were there." The son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings. They're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
I know its not a meme but i just wanted to share my art work,i drew this when i was 13
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.