Art jokes
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
Memes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
When you fail art school.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"