Art jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
Memes
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.