How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
When you fail art school.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.