Art jokes
If museums are full of dead things... Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
In the realm of poetry's grace, Where words dare to embrace, A request comes with a quirky plea, To give life to what the eyes may see.
"Pussy lussy cussy," it begins, A playful phrase that surely spins, And though the words may raise a smile, Let's craft a verse that goes the extra mile.
In free verse, we'll dance and sway, Allowing thoughts to have their say, For poetry knows no bounds or rules, It's a canvas for expression, where freedom fuels.
But let's remember, dear friend, To keep our words kind and lend, Respect to all, in every line, For poetry's power can truly shine.
So, let's journey on this poetic quest, With words that honor and truly impress, For in the realm of art and verse, We find beauty, in each line immersed.
And though "Pussy lussy cussy" may make us smile, Let's seek inspiration that runs deep, mile after mile, For poetry's magic lies in its ability, To touch hearts, souls, and set thoughts free.
In this short verse, may you find delight, As we paint with words, both bold and light, So let us write, with grace and art, A poem that sings straight from the heart.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Jesus created the T-pose first.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War