How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
Art Jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
When you fail art school.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
