Art jokes
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.