Art jokes

A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"

Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?

It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.

Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

You look easy to draw.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?

A: One uses one nail to hang.

What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?

Punchlines.

1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?

2nd person: What?

1st person: A pianist.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL WIZARD

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."

Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?

www.VincentVanGoghAway.com

Why did Bob Ross die?

Because the paint brush stabbed him.

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.