Art jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."