Art jokes

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Red, black, blue. The colors of life.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find his way to the BEAT!

What do lesbians love to use in art class?

Scissors.

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?

Well, it only takes one nail.

What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."

What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?

The word "art."

What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?

Punchlines.

"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."