Art jokes
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.