Please stop hurting people's feelings. Or they'll hang around the house.
Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you
Yo mama so FAT that when she sits around the earth she sits around the earth.
why do orphan have water in cereal
bc mom was never around to produce milk
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them
Wy are orphan run around the world after the baseball coach said go home đ ? Because he didnât now what the hell to do.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything
I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "you little gimp get on the bed". Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded "what the fudge are you doing". I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back "shut it paul you have genital warts". John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can't walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
Ex girlfriend âi can smell fishâ Ex boyfriend âi can smell shitâ Ex boyfriend â well how many boys swam down thereâ Ex girlfriend â20!â Fish â wasnât mean I donât swim around mistakesâ
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got got so many bitches Because he is never around siri
One time my boyfriend and i where playing the tickle game and i tickle him on his thighs by accident and i said oh no i am died. Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina and then i moaned while laughing and told him "STOP pls" . Then he said "that's what i thought" and i was like you cheated he was like "you first did it". So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then i jumped on him and pulled his dick five times.And he scream and i quickly ran out and laughed then he rann to me and i screamed and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while i said "ok ok stoppp" and he stopped and start sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while i said pls stop and then i pushed him off and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole and i said" owwwwwwww". Then he said" play with i'll fuck you up". I said ughh and slaped him.
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancherâs Living-room .There they were having a grand ole until the Rancherâs wife walks in .The Hunter looks at her and says âthatâs a nice piece of ass you got your self thereâ,The Rancher replied â(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke)Youâve never been so right in your life ,honey why donât show our guest your titsâ,.She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.After he gets a good gander he says âNiceâ,then Rancher shouted âshow em yer peker now Honâ,.She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny ,and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his .Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out âWhat in Sam Hill is that!!â,and the Rancher replied âNow....Lemme tell you..There ainât a thing like itâ.
Why was huggy wuggy not able to hug Codyâs mom. Because she was so fat he couldnât fit his arms around here.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: no one stands up. Teacher: Oh câmon. I know someone over here is dumb.*waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think youâre dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad youâre standing alone.
Husband and wife are crossing the street, the husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: So you see Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man turns and looks to wife, but she is not there!
Man: Dolly? Dolly!
Man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street
Man: Dolly!
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around the guy has to pee get up on the deck and stick you stick it between the bars and pee.
Your so lucky bullies don't have a Chance to push you around any more ? They'll get there's when there in a wheelchair ?
The date is April 1st Somebody asks you whatâs you are doing âI guess you could say Iâm... fooling around ( â§â ÍĘâ)â
up your butt and around the corner!đ¤Łđđ đ