Please stop hurting people's feelings. Or they'll hang around the house.
Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you
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why do orphan have water in cereal
bc mom was never around to produce milk
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
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Wy are orphan run around the world after the baseball coach said go home đ ? Because he didnât now what the hell to do.
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Ex girlfriend âi can smell fishâ Ex boyfriend âi can smell shitâ Ex boyfriend â well how many boys swam down thereâ Ex girlfriend â20!â Fish â wasnât mean I donât swim around mistakesâ
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got got so many bitches Because he is never around siri
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A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancherâs Living-room .There they were having a grand ole until the Rancherâs wife walks in .The Hunter looks at her and says âthatâs a nice piece of ass you got your self thereâ,The Rancher replied â(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke)Youâve never been so right in your life ,honey why donât show our guest your titsâ,.She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.After he gets a good gander he says âNiceâ,then Rancher shouted âshow em yer peker now Honâ,.She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny ,and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his .Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out âWhat in Sam Hill is that!!â,and the Rancher replied âNow....Lemme tell you..There ainât a thing like itâ.
Why was huggy wuggy not able to hug Codyâs mom. Because she was so fat he couldnât fit his arms around here.
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Husband and wife are crossing the street, the husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: So you see Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man turns and looks to wife, but she is not there!
Man: Dolly? Dolly!
Man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street
Man: Dolly!
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around the guy has to pee get up on the deck and stick you stick it between the bars and pee.
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The date is April 1st Somebody asks you whatâs you are doing âI guess you could say Iâm... fooling around ( â§â ÍĘâ)â
up your butt and around the corner!đ¤Łđđ đ
