If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know
Why do emos hang themselves because no one wants to hang around them
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around".
how to blind kids get punished? By moving the furniture around the house
My uncle got really badly burned the other day. They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
someone eats glew and tells the other, "Sorry, cant stick around."
One day my pet bark at me and so I got scared anWas my dad actually it was weird you should’ve saw him and so the goes on in the day because he likes to run around The house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
BlessedBrian’s face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I’M around
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do...
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her so she said ̈stop horsing around ̈
Get it horse-ing
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
what is hawkins number one song the beach boys i get around
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
