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thor

A picture of Thor wearing pink clothing and accessories, with a pink glittery hammer, and text that reads: "Men: No girl will ever boss me around. Men after having daughters:"

Erichh

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

minecraftsuchti

The image shows a campaign poster for Rick Astley as Prime Minister. The poster includes his picture and a list of actions that he will 'never' do. Below is a blue 'vote' button with a hand about to press it. The poster text reads 'VOTE RICK ASTLEY PRIME MINISTER HE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU UP LET YOU DOWN RUN AROUND DESERT YOU MAKE YOU CRY SAY GOODBYE TELL A LIE HURT YOU'

Heroin Monkey

A drawing shows a stick figure with a speech bubble saying "I'm okay." The figure is hunched over and chained to several round objects labeled "HORNY.". The text above the drawing reads, "be kind to people. u never know the burdens they carry around."

freddyfatbear

so you have chosen...death

The image shows a text conversation where a spider is described as running around, and the person is unconcerned. Then the spider gets close and the person responds with a still from a movie with a man saying, "So you have chosen... death."

Yugi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Anonymous

A fly wearing a hat is shown with the text "Has 24 hour lifespan. Spends 18 of those hours around me."

Chunke Monke

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

M3ME G0D

The text reads: "Did anyone else's parents used to drive them around neighborhoods to look at people's Christmas lights and it used to be the most exciting thing ever??"

shaylie lol

Spongebob is sitting at a desk with a pen in his hand and looks startled with big eyes, in the background you can see a window. The text on top says: "when you're almost done with your work but then you hear kids around you packing up".

Why should you care

God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

Heroin Monkey

A cat turns its head in surprise, with a shadowy figure in the background. Text above reads: "What's the wildest place you've masturbated in??" Text below reads: "Turn around."

A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows four Uno cards with the phrases "Give her up", "Let her down", "Run-around", and "Desert her", each followed by "OR draw 25." Below the cards is a photo of Rick Astley holding a handful of Uno cards.

penis pussy

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A person wearing a plaid shirt and blue jeans is positioned with two pumpkins replacing their buttocks. They are facing forward with a smiling pumpkin head. The text overlay reads: "When Halloween is around the corner and that one girl still finds a way to be a th*t."

King bob

when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess

Three boys are running through a field. The image text reads: "Me and the boys running from the teacher after telling the African kid to make an infinite water source."

Chez

I’m just gonna leave this here

The image shows a cartoon fish with a human-like face with text saying "Doesn't seem to be any cringe around he-" on the top and a close-up of the same fish's eyes on the bottom.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a globe with the text: "FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search result for "adolf hitler cause of death". The result states "Suicide" followed by a humorous and fictional account: "when Hitler challenged Anne Frank to a duel, he aimed and pulled the trigger, however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's finger s, and turned around in midair, screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo" and killed Hitler."

MEME LORD

I need a female to fart in my mouth -
m4w - 34 (Detroit)
age: 34
I want a big beautiful black lady here in
Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just
want you to get on the couch and bend over so
I can open my mouth wrap my lips around
your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long
filling up my mouth, while I mastubate.

Heroin Monkey

An older man with glasses stands in front of a cliff and the ocean. The text below the image reads: "An Australian man living by a cliff has prevented around 160 suicides in his 50 years of living there, by shooting them himself."

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