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You mom as so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

Be careful around fire plastic melts

A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around

What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!

Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode

What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

Your manna so fat your father will be cumming around the mountain when he cums.

why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

WOULD YOU STOP BUGGING ME!

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

How do you cause an African Parade?

You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!

BlessedBrian’s face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I’M around

This dude is so fat wearing the same damn clothes everyday. Everytime he turn around it's his graduation day he forgot to put a boomerang on his pants cause they don't even fit no more.last time I saw him coming down the street it was in a bucket of popeye"s chicken extra crispy.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So I’m walking into a store in Amish country and there’s this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers “it’s for democrats”