What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around"
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around"
When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."
Why did Kenny die Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
what's small and can't turn around in a hallway? a baby with a javelin in its head!
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
sometimes i look around and all i see is 2 fat cheeks in my face and say 2 mushy apples
person: what's your perfect date look like.
Me: oh just hanging around in a tree
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
why was sonic fast? to be rolling around at the speed of sound got places to got to follow my lead
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around i will fist you anytime
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.