When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."
Why did Kenny die Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
what's small and can't turn around in a hallway? a baby with a javelin in its head!
Teddy bear teddy bear turn around Why i turn around Infopka.com
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming. She leaves a ring around the lake.
sometimes i look around and all i see is 2 fat cheeks in my face and say 2 mushy apples
person: what's your perfect date look like.
Me: oh just hanging around in a tree
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street what do you call it a running pair
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Yo buzz cut so bad that the bees buzz around it
why was sonic fast? to be rolling around at the speed of sound got places to got to follow my lead
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around i will fist you anytime
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texed Oerien last night around 2:00 am?
Jalie: NO I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
