In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
My uncle got really badly burned the other day. They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
so i was walking around the outside of the buliding and i saw a kid and asked “where’s your parents” I love working at the orphanage
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around".
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
9/11 jokes just dont fly around me
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. A cow with no front legs walking around? Beef stroganoff.
how to blind kids get punished? By moving the furniture around the house
when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
