Around jokes
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
God is you... If you have a dog
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.