What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
