Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well parter!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, The Train.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Knock knock Who’s there Draggin’ Draggin’ who? Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face
C'mon guys O know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Two fish in a bowl, First fish asks "Haven't i seen you around here before?" The second fish replies "F**k me a talking fish!!!!"
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
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i hope you SEA me around later cause i SHORE won't stay here for long
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Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games
What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
why should you always be a friend with and emo kid. they always hang around
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal." The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
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One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in the butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there”
