Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells "doctor doctor i cant feel my legs" and the doctor say "i know i amputated your arms"
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
y couldnt bob hang himself?
because he had no arms to tie a not. :'-)
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH
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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We dunno she ain't opened it yet
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing? She had no arms
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run ??
Stephen hawkings
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
Why did suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy .
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Why couldn't sally open the fridge
Because she had no arms
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired they can keep going with their feet?
What time is it you spran an ankle or an arm ? Time to go to the doctor 🥼
Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
hey, what those things on your arms they look like cuts wait what no it just marker nothing else....
-Heather-By-Conan Gray and watersharky-Remix- I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you Only if you knew how much I liked you But I watch your eyes as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were Heather Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her, she's such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Oh, I wish I were Heather Oh, oh, wish I were Heather Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were-
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
