"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing? She had no arms
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-
