Arms jokes
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
Memes
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
Bros got barcode arms.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"