Bros got barcode arms.
Arms Jokes
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
