Arms jokes
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Arms.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I donโt have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Memes
man this hits
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ๐๐ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ๐๐
Person with no arms: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didnโt have any arms.
Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Not Susie.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasnโt opened the box.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Whatโs the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, thereโs lots of texture! Feels great, too!
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"