Arms Jokes

What do u call a blind kid with an eye patch an no arms, Names

There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop

why is sally dead, cause she has no arms

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms. Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box

Why did sally fall dead?

BECAUSE SHE WAS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND FELL BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS. HAHAHAHHAHA

Sally fell off the swing. Sally has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's got 9 arms and sucks

Def Leppard

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The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo? When you feel an Emos arm there’s lots of texture! Feels great too!

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt

Why download fruit ninja when you have your arm

You just shot an unarmed man. Well he should have armed himself then

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a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)

Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".