Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her :(
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”
62 is not just any number as it so happens to be my height 6,2 just as 25 is my age ,on facebook
What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
What is the difference between a human and human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair 🦽 home 🏠 night time to a home 🏠 was fun at home 🏠 night was the day I had dinner 🍴 is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 night time
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
A mom says to her son: "Hey can you wave to that deaf kid over there" The son: "I don't know, can I?" The mom: "May you?" The son: "No I don't have any arms!"
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still don’t know why.
Why do woman only use there left arm because they don’t have rights.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with a arm missing and I thought cool display until I heard him screaming and getting the other chopped off then I said “ man now that’s a 10/10 display wow
