Why did the girl fall off the swing. Because she had no arms!
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People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off you body"
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball? Homebase
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm; Pc world
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Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms. I can do anything u normal people can do. Me: 🎵If you’re happy and u know it clap ur hands! 🎶
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock ~who’s there~ Not Sally
why did james fall off the swing? he had no arms
I got one of those
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
bob has no arms knock knock, whos there, its not bob.
Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
X【╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22.caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
why did the chicken cross the road? to eat bobs arms Bob went to hospital and had no arms Knock knock who's there not bob
Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
little Johnny has no arms, nock, nock, whos there
not Johnny
Friend: you know how I like my women like my coffee.... Hot Me: what If you don't like coffee:(
