Arms jokes
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.