What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said let's fight then last minute he said he don't want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other
A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. "Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!" the nun shouted. The man walked over to the nun. "Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?" the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. "Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?" the man asked. The nun replied, "Okay, only one thing." "What would you like?" asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. "How about a little gin?" the man concluded. "Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don't see what I'm drinking?" asked the nun. "Fine," the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. "Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?" asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. "Don't tell me that damn nun is out there again!" the bartender said.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.
I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What heppened when the American broke his arm...
He went broke
what did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
freeze
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
What do most disabled people eat there arm
I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing I slit both of them
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church. A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke but the third nun, her arm was too short.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"
What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult "I know the whole truth" they will be all weird so he went home and told his mom "I know the whole truth" and she gave him 20$ and said to keep quiet. Pleased when his dad got home he said "I know the whole truth" and his dad gave him 40$ an said don't tell mom. really pleased he met the mailman the next day and said "I know the whole truth" then the mailman got down on his knee opened his arms and said come to daddy.
