Ares jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"