Ares jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.