Ares jokes
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
You are so ugly my man died.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.