Ares jokes
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Ariana Grande, where are you?
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???