Ares jokes
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Animals are just... so hot!
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.