Ares jokes
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Why are we here?
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/