Ares jokes
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why are orphans so bad at football?