Ares jokes
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why are people joking about this stuff?
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I were you...
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Talk to me if you are online.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!