Ares jokes
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Memes
XX=Female XY=Male YY=Down Syndrome
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Why are we here?
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.