Ares jokes
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Why are we here?
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”