Ares jokes
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Animals are just... so hot!
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
Games are fun.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...