Ares jokes
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Priests are priests.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Memes
didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?