Ares jokes
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Jokes are not funny.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Priests are priests.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?