Ares jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
America and UK are a joke.
These are all racist. 😂
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Why are french fries rude?
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.