Ares jokes
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.