Ares jokes
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Are you peeling well?
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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