Ares jokes
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.