Ares jokes
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
You are in the airway, how funny!
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
How long are you? I
You are the joke.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
You are.