Ares jokes
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.