Ares jokes
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?