Ares jokes
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Are you peeling well?
Are you fin-ished with your work?
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
You are.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.