Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Memes
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.