Ares jokes
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
You're just big and good.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
300? You are a 3.0.
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?