Ares jokes
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Crit especially if you are a rouge
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Hi, how are you?
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)