Ares jokes
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?