Ares jokes

Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging.

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

Hi, how are you?

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Why are orphans never in jail?

Because they're never wanted.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.