Ares jokes
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Hi how are you?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.