Ares jokes
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?