Ares jokes

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?

They never walk alone.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

They are delicious.

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

Why are orphans banned from the shop?

No adult to pay for them.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!