Ares jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."