Ares jokes
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!