Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.