Ares jokes
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?