Ares jokes
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.