Ares jokes
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
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If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!