Ares jokes

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”

Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”

Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.

Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

Why are there no chemists in Africa?

Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?

From the mace.

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"

Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.