Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
All these jokes are all plane.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.