Ares jokes
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit? Because he is a smelly cunt.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...