Ares jokes
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Memes
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.