Ares jokes
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.