Ares jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A meme
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.