Ares jokes
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.