Ares jokes
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.