Appearance jokes

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.