Appearance jokes

I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"