Appearance jokes
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Your face.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.