Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.

Why did the chicken not cross the road?

Because it saw your face!

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.