Appearance jokes

What do you call an ugly, grey thing?

Cinderelephant!

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"