Appearance jokes

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.