Appearance jokes
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.