Appearance jokes

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?

Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

You look like a burger.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.

He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"

"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.

Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

I am a fat girl.