Appearance jokes

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

You look like a burger.