Appearance jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.