Appearance jokes

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?

Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

You look like a burger.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many gray hares it has.