Appearance jokes

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

You look like a burger.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

I am a fat girl.