What appears over Ashโs head when he gets an idea? A LightBulbasaur.
When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
Roses are Red Violets are blue I thought shrek was ugly, until I saw you
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it's her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down.......and have sex with her sooooo fast "BURP" that she WON'T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT........ the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says 'I dont know but my butt hurts real bad'.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldnโt see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, โI thought I was the only one without one!โ
Husband: I look fat can someone compliment me?
Wife: you have good eyesight.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
