Appearance jokes

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Cardi B has very long nails.

Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?

Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

You look like a burger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

I am a fat girl.

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.