Appearance jokes

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

You look like a burger.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

I am a fat girl.

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many gray hares it has.

What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.

Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.

He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"

"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.

Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)