Appearance jokes

My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.

Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.

He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"

"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.

Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"

So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.

Your hairline is so far back it became a case.

Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.