Appearance jokes
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Your reflection.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
I'm bald.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.