I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout. Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
you look like a cat
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Hot water look a**.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
The more they smile, the less they see.
