Appearance jokes
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Memes
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.