Appearance jokes
You look like a burger.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
I am a fat girl.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.