Appearance jokes
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him.
The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!