Appearance jokes
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"