Appearance jokes
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
Face reveal (i look ugly in this photo)
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Comment if I'm ugly.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.