Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.