Appearance jokes
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Butt cracks.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.