Appearance jokes

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.