Appearance jokes
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.