Appearance jokes
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Memes
This pic is from snapchat, and I also uploaded it on google lol
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.