Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.