Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Cardi B has very long nails.

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?

They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.