Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Appearance Jokes
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Whatโs the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Yo mama so ugly,
they wonโt give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
I didnโt like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
