Appearance jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Cardi B has very long nails.

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"