Appearance jokes

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!