Appearance jokes
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.