Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.