Appearance jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Cardi B has very long nails.

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!