Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
The police police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
