Appearance jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
You look like a burger.
Your face is a joke.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
Borthwick's hairline.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.