Appearance jokes
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.
She looked surprised.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Josh is chubby.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!