Appearance jokes
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!