Appearance jokes

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Cardi B has very long nails.

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!