Appearance

Appearance jokes

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Ugliness

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

Indian

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

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  • Mirror

    At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

    Hairline

    Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

    Model

    Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.

    Yo mamma

    Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

    Hair Style

    My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

    Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

    Headphone

    A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.

    "My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"

    And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.

    "WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"

    And so he did.

    Wrist

    Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?

    Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.

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  • Patient

    A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

    "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

    "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

    "Are - my - test - results - back?"

    Love

    Boy: Hey! I love you...

    Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

    *boy sent a pic of his dic*

    Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.