Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
