Appearance jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your head looks like a joke.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.