Appearance jokes
Your hairline!
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
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Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"