Appearance jokes
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
Your nan's bald.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
Thats a sussy Strawberry
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.