Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Appearance Jokes
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldnโt see it.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I canโt fix that!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ๐ญ๐ญ
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
