Appearance jokes
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.
"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"
And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.
"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"
And so he did.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"