Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.

Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.

The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.

A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.

Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."

She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.

The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.

He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."

You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!