Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.
"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"
And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.
"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"
And so he did.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"