Appearance jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.
"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"
And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.
"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"
And so he did.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.