Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
You're so ugly!
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.