Appearance jokes

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.

The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.

The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”

The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”