Appearance jokes

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

Your face is a joke.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.