Husband: Hey honey, words canβt describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you canβt say you werenβt warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Your nan's bald.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? π The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face π€§
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
