Appearance jokes

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.

The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.

The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”

The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

Michael Jackson.

Your nan's bald.