Appearance jokes

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!

His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

Your face is a joke.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.