Appearance jokes
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Show yourself.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
You built like you in the 1980's!
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!