Appearance jokes

Ur fat.

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.

And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"

Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"