Appearance jokes

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Your face is a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.