Elton John jokes
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?