Appearance jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Your mom is ugly.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?