Appearance jokes
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
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Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
I look goofy af
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
You got a pig head!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!