Appearance jokes
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.