Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Appearance Jokes
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
