Appearance jokes

Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

You're so hot!

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.