Rating jokes
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Your Fortnite win rate.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
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I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.