What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
I rate you a 9/11.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
