Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
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What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Orphan-why can’t I watch a pg movie
Me-they are Parental guidance
*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*
What would you rate this woman?
A 7
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
hey are you a terrorist? cause i rate u 9/11
I rate you a 9/11
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11
I rate you 9 out of 10 because I’m the 1 u need
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
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Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11
why were the twin towers mad when they ordered pizza
One arived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
