A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
Orphan-why can’t I watch a pg movie
Me-they are Parental guidance
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11
why were the twin towers mad when they ordered pizza
One arived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke
IF STEPHEN HAWKINS HAD A FIFA CARD HE WOULD HAVE 99 DRIIBLE
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
hey are you a terrorist? cause i rate u 9/11
*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*
What would you rate this woman?
A 7
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
