Appearance jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Ur fat.
Your fat!
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Y'all is ugly!
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.