Appearance jokes

Your mom is ugly.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

Son: A ugly girl.

Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

Son: A pretty one might run away.

Dad: So an ugly one might too.

Son: Yeah, but who cares?

Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many gray hares it has.

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"