Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Your hairline!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
